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i've often found that if you assert some kind of control over the park, like do some lines and make it obvious that someones kid has got in the way about 5 times in one run, then at some stage say gday to their parents, it won't take long before the parent will tell their kid to get the fuck out of the way.
if their parent is a deadbeat then the kid should be taken out anyway before they grow up to be a toothless scum like his predecessors
haha the best thing that happened to me was there was these scooter riders at croudace oneday, n they were likl dumb shits like not movin n bein smart ass when yu ask em to move or watch out, any way eventually one got hit, the mum comes has a go at me n shit sayin "i organised building this skatepark" then i told her to read the sign (no scooters or toddler vehicles) she had NONE
my mate "Chipstomper" fuckin aired a spine one day, landed on a kid on a bike picked the kid up off the ground, yelled in his face, yelled at his grandma and basically just lost the plot. the grandma fled with the kid
in the five dock comp yesterday in the middle of some kids run a scooter fag kids was snaking him. Every time i goto fernside and want to skate the ledges up the tops there is always some kids using it as a bench.
if someone is sitting on the skatepark tell them to move. they always move
yesterday at at rivers there was this kid like maybe 8-10 years old, skating around in knee pads and his mum is standing by the fence calling his name holding up his helmet, she kept calling out over and over trying to get his attention which when she fonally got it, the kid flips her off! his mum just had the most mortified and priceless look on her face it was gold
Avalon skatepark in the summer is the worst. All the tourists and shit come up for the beach and let there kids roam the park. This one kid was being a little shit and through a punch at me or something and I took his skateboard and said his parent can come get it off me so I can ensure the little shit won't come back. So this kid goes off and enters the park with his 6 foot 3 dad who's built like a rock and has gaol tattoos all over him. So i'm thinking i'm going to get a fucking beating and was fumbling to get my phone to call my dad and mates to come thrash this Cunt if he tried anything, and he says to me "Hey mate, i'm awfully sorry for the inconvinience that my child has caused you, please return his skateboard and I will ensure he doesn't get out of this without a punishment." So I give him back the board, he says thanks and goes on his way, needless to say I was a little bewildered. Another time at Avalon in summer, a kid was riding his scooter around and one of the bowl riding vets was swooping around at 50 miles an hour as they do, and he hits this kid. Most brutal shit i've ever seen, he did some hell gnarly flip and the kid didn't even fall over (keep in mind that this kid would have had to have been atleast 10) and the kid starts crying and shit and the old vet picks himself up, bloody limbs and all, limps over to the kid and starts appologizing. Honestly, is it so hard to show us a bit of courtesy in our local park, or atleast not fucking kill us every time we go for a speed run?
ha ha, there was these groups of kids on scooters at springfeild, one of these kiddies was dressed up in a pink polo shirt and with one of those benie cap things with the top cut out so his dyed blonde hair all jelled up could stick out the top. firstly i laughed at him from a distance when i saw him, but then he stacks it on one of those tail whippy thingos and lands on his knee or somthing. i couldent help but laugh.
some fucking terrible generalisations....
lots of "they" "them" who the fuck are they and them???
your just categorising people who skate and people who dont..
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Park invasions (soccer parents)
DeathMoth 09:28 15/Apr/07
i've often found that if you assert some kind of control over the park, like do some lines and make it obvious that someones kid has got in the way about 5 times in one run, then at some stage say gday to their parents, it won't take long before the parent will tell their kid to get the fuck out of the way.
if their parent is a deadbeat then the kid should be taken out anyway before they grow up to be a toothless scum like his predecessors
SYLVA. 09:39 15/Apr/07
haha the best thing that happened to me was there was these scooter riders at croudace oneday, n they were likl dumb shits like not movin n bein smart ass when yu ask em to move or watch out, any way eventually one got hit, the mum comes has a go at me n shit sayin "i organised building this skatepark" then i told her to read the sign (no scooters or toddler vehicles) she had NONE
DeathMoth 09:53 15/Apr/07
my mate "Chipstomper" fuckin aired a spine one day, landed on a kid on a bike picked the kid up off the ground, yelled in his face, yelled at his grandma and basically just lost the plot. the grandma fled with the kid
Cole 23:49 18/Apr/07
in the five dock comp yesterday in the middle of some kids run a scooter fag kids was snaking him. Every time i goto fernside and want to skate the ledges up the tops there is always some kids using it as a bench.
DeathMoth 02:54 19/Apr/07
if someone is sitting on the skatepark tell them to move. they always move
matty leigh 10:14 20/Apr/07
yesterday at at rivers there was this kid like maybe 8-10 years old, skating around in knee pads and his mum is standing by the fence calling his name holding up his helmet, she kept calling out over and over trying to get his attention which when she fonally got it, the kid flips her off! his mum just had the most mortified and priceless look on her face it was gold
Clockwork 06:59 27/Apr/07
Avalon skatepark in the summer is the worst. All the tourists and shit come up for the beach and let there kids roam the park. This one kid was being a little shit and through a punch at me or something and I took his skateboard and said his parent can come get it off me so I can ensure the little shit won't come back. So this kid goes off and enters the park with his 6 foot 3 dad who's built like a rock and has gaol tattoos all over him. So i'm thinking i'm going to get a fucking beating and was fumbling to get my phone to call my dad and mates to come thrash this Cunt if he tried anything, and he says to me "Hey mate, i'm awfully sorry for the inconvinience that my child has caused you, please return his skateboard and I will ensure he doesn't get out of this without a punishment." So I give him back the board, he says thanks and goes on his way, needless to say I was a little bewildered. Another time at Avalon in summer, a kid was riding his scooter around and one of the bowl riding vets was swooping around at 50 miles an hour as they do, and he hits this kid. Most brutal shit i've ever seen, he did some hell gnarly flip and the kid didn't even fall over (keep in mind that this kid would have had to have been atleast 10) and the kid starts crying and shit and the old vet picks himself up, bloody limbs and all, limps over to the kid and starts appologizing. Honestly, is it so hard to show us a bit of courtesy in our local park, or atleast not fucking kill us every time we go for a speed run?
spenny 02:11 29/Apr/07
ha ha, there was these groups of kids on scooters at springfeild, one of these kiddies was dressed up in a pink polo shirt and with one of those benie cap things with the top cut out so his dyed blonde hair all jelled up could stick out the top. firstly i laughed at him from a distance when i saw him, but then he stacks it on one of those tail whippy thingos and lands on his knee or somthing. i couldent help but laugh.
ChiefBEN 02:18 29/Apr/07
some fucking terrible generalisations....
lots of "they" "them" who the fuck are they and them???
your just categorising people who skate and people who dont..
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